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[xp_chambers]

[1] Hey! You should come celebrate with me!

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[xp_husk]

[1] Sure!
[2] What are we celebrating? Something good happened for you?

[xp_chambers]

[1] fucking momentous day
[2] king Chuck has cancer! 🎉

[xp_husk]

[1] King Chuck? Is that one of your musical artists?
[2] Also we’re celebrating that someone has cancer?

[xp_chambers]

[1].....King Charles? The king of england?
[2] yes absolutely I am celebrating a cancer diagnosis for a half-soaked gawby that won't condemn his nonce of a brother
[3] also he's a monarch, of course I'm wishing him ill they know what they've done

[xp_husk]

[1] OH HIM! Yeah I'm down to celebrate that.
[2] Be over in a few!
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[3] What's a "half-soaked gawby"? Also "nonce"? I don't think I've heard those terms.

[xp_chambers]

[1] half-soaked = dumb
[2] gawby = idiot (emphasis was needed)
[3] pedophile ("Prince" Andrew)

[xp_husk]

[1] 👍 Got it.
[2] Should I bring snacks or something?

[xp_chambers]

[1] if you want snacks, I can't eat or drink so they won't do me much good

[xp_husk]

[1] Thought you might like to put some candles on something since we're celebrating.

[xp_chambers]

[1] If you have something we can put candles in I will not say no

[xp_husk]

[1] I'll see what I have!