Text to Alani

[xp_mimetic]

[1] Did you ever try seeing how much of a load bearing wall you could dissolve before it stopped bearing its load just as a hypothetical question with no basis in reality everything is fine
[2] I learned today you guys faked your moon landing??? Why couldn’t you get there??? Is the moon further away here or did you not have the allied powers mutant corps engineering corps helping out or what
[3] I checked on your chickens and they are good I fed them

Comments

[xp_loa]

[1] I have never thought much about that, to be honest, but it’s a smart thing to start looking into while I don’t need to know the answer 😉
[2] Aaand we’re gonna have to have a little talk about internet and misinformation when I get back, nothing bad but very important
[3] Actually after you got kidnapped we probably should have had a talk with all of GenX, oh my god
[4] Thank you for checking on the girls,
Hopers, I appreciate it so much, lemme know if you want me to get anything for you 💖