Group Text to Warren, Haller

[xp_longshot]

[1] Hey, headed to KY for the week with the team
[2] H - abduction case, nothing on fire, p sure no other dimensions or cursed objects. Felix is in my suite, left you my keys. Check on him, plz?
[3] W - you're so great to keep the office running, the best

Comments

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_legion]

[1] If someone has moved on to kidnapping family members of residents, I'm retroactively re-applying for a job here just so I can quit.
[2] Wait, am I the best, or is Warren? By definition there can be only one.

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_longshot]

[1] Excessive teenagering on part of the young Guthrie
[2] Not connected to us. Homegrown trouble
[3] No no, that's Highlander and not life. See how many restaurants have "the best burger in Salem Centre"

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_legion]

[1] I was going to catastrophize that there has to be some larger connection to the mansion, but
[2] now I'm thinking about what I've heard about this crop of Guthries.
[3] So.

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_longshot]

[1] Happy to be an only child here
[2] Sam and his siblings are tense. Did I say we're driving? The vibes in this SUV are bad

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[xp_angel]

(1) I am vaguely amused and horrified you all chose to drive when I literally have a private jet.

(2) And wait I'm all XFI has in the office? But that means there is no one to witness my greatness. You're all fired. I'm hiring a new team.

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_legion]

[1] Did . . . did you not notice you were the only one in the office?

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_angel]

(1) Why would I notice? I don't speak to anyone here unless I'm bored, need attention or want something. Sometimes all three at the same time.

(2) I did forget why I cleared my week though. I thought it was an anniversary or a birthday or some shit, so this is better. All the hammock time for me. Wanna join?

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_legion]

[1] I know you're lonely, but that seems more like a Bobbi ask.

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_longshot]

[1] Better yet, you two can get all risky business

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_angel]

(1) I have lots of underwear here. And sunglasses. Come on, Haller. Let's have fun.

(2) And for the record -- no, Bobbi already knows to remind me of things that are important to her and/or let me forget if she wants me to buy her something as an apology. We have a system.

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_legion]

[1] Sorry, I'm at the community center today. Sooraya asked me to talk to one of the people the team rescued . . . whenever the hell the last abduction/disappearance was. They're starting to blur together.

[2] I'm positive you can find someone with much better legs to hang out with, though.

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_angel]

(1) Too late, pants are off.

(2) [photo of Warren in boxers sent]

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_longshot]

[1] I like the pattern. Very adventurous

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_angel]

(1) I got us matching ones. I think Haller is very much a flamingo kinda guy.

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_longshot]

[1] Most of the Guthries fly. Perhaps they're allergic to airports. Like shellfish
[2] But, we're being stealthy. No one let me drive :(
[3] @ W - Lol

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_angel]

(1) You are literally all luck. There would be no red lights. Why wouldn't they let you drive? Or take my jet? I'm actually offended. I'm going to talk to Sam.

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_longshot]

[1] Sam seems very solution-forward
[2] If the solution is him doing everything by himself all the time forever
[3] I'm working on the friendship is magic side of that

Re: Reply to group text

[xp_angel]

(1) I'll send him the Carebear DVDs. I think that's his problem. He clearly didn't grow up in front of a television.