Text to Jessica Jones, Felicia Hardy, Marie D'Ancato, and Jubilation Lee

[xp_dominion]

[to] Group
[from] Garrison Kane

So, here's the thing. While you were all downing hurricanes, I died, New Orleans was seized by a witch the wolf killed and then seized by a second witch that doesn't really exist. Which witch is which, eh?

I'll stop. We need a hostage rescue team. Guild members are being held all over the city as leverage to... well, kill a bunch of us. I've attached all the intel we have about where they are being held and the likely opposition. Do you think you can quietly start getting them clear?

Yes, I will pick up the largest tab in Harry's history as a thank you.

--Kane

Comments

[xp_jubilee]

[To:] Group
[From:] Jubes

You died…again. The fuck. Dude. Stop that.

I’m on it. How long do we have?

-J

[xp_dominion]

Before tomorrow night. Let me know when you're done.

[xp_blackcat]

ffs you couldn't just get drunk and listen to some jazz like a normal person?

[xp_rogue]

[insert shocked pikachu.gif]

[insert dumpster fire.gif]

[insert sweating dude.gif]

Until you start acting like an adult, I will only respond with gifs.

Also yes, obviously I'm in.