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[xp_velocidad]

(1/2) I'm not paying for this pizza order myself
(2/2) Surely there is some mansion slush fund

Comments

[xp_legion]

(1) I admire your determination to somehow do both the most and the least for this.

(2) I'm not sure, but Sooraya would probably know.

(3) Or, again, the Warren Option...

[xp_velocidad]

(1/2) Stop trolling me
(2/2) I bet Charles would just send me a check if I tossed a receipt his way

[xp_legion]

(1) All I'm saying is that you're asking for free money and Warren inexplicably bought me a small cabin in Maine. I never even expressed interest in Maine. I was catatonic.

(2) Anyway, I'm sure Charles would be fine with it. He's supportive of community building. What do you think he does whenever we send him the bill for whenever someone ruins the lawn again?

[xp_velocidad]

(1/2) You know what I am sure that one of the dumb accounts that Wade left me that I refused on principal to touch has a rule that will let me use it

(2/2) Like if I feed Maya or something

[xp_legion]

(1) ...how does that work?

(2) Do you have to pass it through a board of trustees or something?

[xp_velocidad]

(1/3) No he had this financial advisor who used to give me the creeps but now I've seen shadier shit

(2/3) Like there is one account that is entirely contingent on me going back to school so that money's not going anywhere

(3/3) I mean I'm sure I could just lie and do whatever, it's not like he's coming back

[xp_legion]

(1) Didn't the X-Men run into him in France last year?

[xp_velocidad]

(1/2) Yeah that's what I mean
(2/2) Like he resurfaced, I've got at least 5 more years