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To: Paige, Sarah
From: Shinobi
Subject: I just had to share..

Have I mentioned lately how much I adore my camera? If the boys ask, it was the paparazzi lurking over my shoulder. Really. I did nothing.



Now, to get rid of all the physical evidence on my person before they get back. Ta, lovelies!

-Shinobi

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To: Shinobi
From: Sarah
Subject: See, I tried to tell Angelo last night...

I said you were evil, but did he listen? Apparently not.

*prints, hangs on wall*

-Sarah

Re: See, I tried to tell Angelo last night...

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Just don' tell them about my camera. I want this trick to work for many, many moons, so we can wallpaper your room with embarrassing pictures of them.

-Shinobi

Re: See, I tried to tell Angelo last night...

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As long as you don't use that thing on me, my lips are sealed. There are quite enough pictures of myself floating around for the world to see.

a fucking website. GAH.

-Sarah

Re: See, I tried to tell Angelo last night...

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Really? This bears investigation..

Would it make you feel any better if I showed you some of the fansites that have been put up in my name? Fanfic sites, estrogen brigades, lots of clashing colours and flashing text..

-Shinobi

Re: See, I tried to tell Angelo last night...

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Oh yes. The one's webmasters are scarily normal. Except for the whole they made a website about me thing. That's definately not normal.

Not particularly, no. I'm pretty sure all it'd do is give me a headache. I've done enough exploring for today.

-Sarah
(The beautiful and amazing girlfriend of Shinobi Shaw--no really. Apparently, that's what I am.)

Re: See, I tried to tell Angelo last night...

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Well, the HTML-literate have to show their appreciation for the unobtainable somehow, you know. It may not be normal, but at least it isn't, you know, dangerous.

Should I come help you keep the basement warm tonight?

-Shinobi
(This is where I just smile in a knowing and smug manner and don't say a word, right?)

Re: See, I tried to tell Angelo last night...

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The unobtainable? A year ago I was living on the streets of Manhattan, and now I'm one of the "unobtainable". If that isn't irony to bite the ass of all ironies, I don't know what is.

Please? I'm about ready to pass out now, but I could use a good cuddle before I do.

-Sarah
(Something like that. Actually though, right now I'm that lump curled up in a blanket on the floor. Try not to step on it on the way in.)

Re: See, I tried to tell Angelo last night...

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A year ago, you were single, love. Then the universe went topsy turvy and you got me. You aren't single, and thus, are unobtainable. Or so goes my theory, anyway.

I was hoping you'd like the company. I'll be right down. Cuddling sounds very nice.

-Shinobi
(On the floor? We can't have that. You'll just have to curl up in a blanket on me, instead.)

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To: Shinobi
From: Paige
Subject: !!!

I do say, if I wasn't already madly in love with the two gorgeous young men in the picture, I think I'd have to "snog" you senseless.

(Has nothing to do with your overprotective girlfriend, really ;))

Thank you very much. This is obviously going on my wall. And in my wallet. And... well... anywhere I can think of.

Re: !!!

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This is my pouty face. I'm being denied an earned snog with a pretty girl? Alas. How about a hug and tea, instead?

(My insistance that we be good has nothing to do with the blokes in the picture kicking my ass if we don't, really!)

You're welcome, poppet. We can pay to have it blown up and printed poster-size, if you want.