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to: [Kyle]
from: [Jennie]
sbj: Should we get Laurie a muzzle?

Or at the very least duct-tape her hands together so she can't type whenever something bad happens? I mean, there's being cute and whimsical, and then there's being, y'know, sensitive.

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To: [Jennie]
From: [Kyle]
Subject: Re: Laurie

Yeah. I just HAD this conversation with her on the plane home from SD. I thought she was getting it. Noooo jokes until you're sure it's okay and maybe not even then.

I totally can't even list the number of ways she's being stupid this morning and the really stupid thing is? The boxers or briefs thing was pretty funny. If she'd totally left it there, it'd have worked. I laughed.

Also my fucking ear itches.

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to: [Kyle]
from: [Jennie]

It's more of what I'm calling her "Happy Bunny" syndrome. There's trauma, so she must put a positive spin on it. Unfortunately, tact usually figures nowhere into the equation. It's almost like Mondo and the Kazoo. Right idea, methods need work.

And that, well, you didn't know. And at least your appendages grow back.

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To: [Jennie]
From: [Kyle]

There are things you can't make positive! LIKE DEAD PEOPLE and fucked up mutations that make people dead and then make dead people move around!

Also it is never ever EVER FUNNY to joke about putting me down for the sake of humanity. NEVER EVER. Not even if there aren't zombies involved, or even if I'm laughing about the zombies!

I still wanted Angel to slag Mondo's kazoo. Srsly. I should've never given him that goddamn thing.

Yeah. My pants don't though. I gotta go buy some before I go get my legal crap cleared. Showing up to court in jeans with a hole in the ass probably not cool.

At least I have money though. This whole gig with Mr. Marko is actually putting me in decent money status without having to beg the parents or g'parents for cash.

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to: [Kyle]
from: [Jennie]

I think we need to get Laurie a post-it. Things that are not funny: 1. Making light of other people's trauma. 2. Dead people.

Feel free to add to this as you see fit.

Hopefully the big lug's way happier wherever he is.

Ah yes, money. I sort of have finagled my way into upgrading my volunteer status in the medlab into actual work. Why I appreciate my father helping me out with school stuff, I don't want to be one of those girls that buys $3,000 jeans with Daddy's credit card.

And just think, after your court date, the sins of youth shall be expunged and you shall walk the walk of those of us with no criminal histories.