E-Mail to Wanda

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.

After watching my microwave, lamp, DvD player, TV, stereo, and PISTOL all die when I've tried to use them I have decided that this is your fault. Fix me, please. If this spreads to my car then I'll have no choice but to go on a rampage.

Comments

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Just don't go into the nearest electronics store until then.

You say the nicest things to me. I'm sorry I broke you.

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.

We'll just say you owe me a favor and leave it at that.