E-Mail to Wanda

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.

After watching my microwave, lamp, DvD player, TV, stereo, and PISTOL all die when I've tried to use them I have decided that this is your fault. Fix me, please. If this spreads to my car then I'll have no choice but to go on a rampage.

Comments

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

To: [Tall, Dark and Handsome]
From: [Tall, Dark and Gorgeous]
Subject: Re: Make it stop.

What on earth are you doing over there? You sound like you got hit by one of Jennie's discs, not... Wait. Are you 'zarking', for lack of a better term, when you're using them?

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.

They just die. If other people use them they work fine, which is what convinced me this is all your fault. I don't know what 'zarking' is but I'm pretty sure it's not actually a word.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Considering your liver didn't melt when I filled you up with chaos energy, I think failing electronics is the least of your worries, my dear. However, the fact that it's been this long is a little worrying.

Do you hoard energy?

And it is so a word, even if modern dictionary's don't acknowledge it yet.

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.

I absorb and store energy. But that's fairly common knowledge. I'm assuming this has been happening longer then I've noticed and is gaining momentum now.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

It's odd that it's only effecting things with a power source. Then again, sometimes I only have the barest of realizations of what the after effects of my power will be.

The fact that you've been storing it in your system since New York means it's probably been corrupting the rest of the power you've been holding onto. Best guess, anyway.

I'd suggest going to the quarry at the Mansion and, well, discharging everything. I can't be certain how much you still have or how much got corrupted so anything in your system needs to go.

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.

I'm not sure I can even empty my entire system. We might have quite the problem on our hands. In the future I might have to find some other tall, dark, and gorgeous woman to power me up.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Oh, that could present a problem.

Wait, what's Scott doing at the moment? You need to empty your system of the contaminated energy but what would happen if, say, Scott were able to immediately refill the 'tank'?

Bishop, that truly the saddest thing I have heard all day today.

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

I train with him on Saturdays. We can try it next session.

And don't worry, you might not be able to charge me without side effect but that doesn't mean we can't still be friends.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Just don't go into the nearest electronics store until then.

You say the nicest things to me. I'm sorry I broke you.

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.

We'll just say you owe me a favor and leave it at that.