E-Mail to Wanda
Dec. 14th, 2008 11:48 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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To: [Wanda]
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
After watching my microwave, lamp, DvD player, TV, stereo, and PISTOL all die when I've tried to use them I have decided that this is your fault. Fix me, please. If this spreads to my car then I'll have no choice but to go on a rampage.
From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
After watching my microwave, lamp, DvD player, TV, stereo, and PISTOL all die when I've tried to use them I have decided that this is your fault. Fix me, please. If this spreads to my car then I'll have no choice but to go on a rampage.
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Date: 2008-12-14 06:15 pm (UTC)From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
I'm not sure I can even empty my entire system. We might have quite the problem on our hands. In the future I might have to find some other tall, dark, and gorgeous woman to power me up.
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Date: 2008-12-14 06:20 pm (UTC)Wait, what's Scott doing at the moment? You need to empty your system of the contaminated energy but what would happen if, say, Scott were able to immediately refill the 'tank'?
Bishop, that truly the saddest thing I have heard all day today.
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Date: 2008-12-14 06:22 pm (UTC)And don't worry, you might not be able to charge me without side effect but that doesn't mean we can't still be friends.
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Date: 2008-12-14 06:23 pm (UTC)You say the nicest things to me. I'm sorry I broke you.
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Date: 2008-12-14 06:30 pm (UTC)From: [Bishop]
Subject: Make it stop.
We'll just say you owe me a favor and leave it at that.