[1] hey not a Gen X related question
[2] figure you've been in the woods up here more recently than I have
[3] y'all got ramps? 
[4] I am ITCHIN' to cook with 'em but apparently they ain't as much of a thing up here and I ain't seem 'em at the farmers market

 [1] Y’ALL GOT KIDNAPPED?!

 [2] Are you okay? Can I do anything? How can I help? 

 [3] Lord, are y’all okay? Rogue said you was fine physically but - you got *kidnapped*

 [4] I love you, please text me back when you can.

[1] Got my ass handed to me by an 18 year old 

[2] Had a blast - please ignore all the bruises

A minute later

[1] fucking superstrength, this is gonna smart come morning

SUBJECT: Cat Fight?

Hey, 
Just letting y'all know that there was a situation between Liam and Sharon today and I stepped in the middle of it. Liam for sure got a bit hurt, I told him to go get an ice pack and take an aspirin for the swelling and to try a warm bath for the pain- but it's probably best if someone gets him checked over by an actual medical professional. I'm used to walking off hits like that, and I'm not sure that he is. 

Sharon refused to shift into a form that could talk so I didn't get anything from her except growls but the gist of what I've heard from Liam is that Sharon pretended to eat a lizard that is important to Match (reasons for this unclear, Liam was not very happy that I was asking for context), and that she has also approached some new guy named John-o(? might have spelled that wrong, I ain't got a clue who this guy is) and said that she wanted to undress him and touch his chest cavity?????? In any event, Sharon did absolutely nothing to dispute these claims, and when Liam entered the room she was in, she attacked him, in big cat form, and he took a rough blow to the chest. 

I talked at Sharon letting her know that when she's ready to have a conversation with me that I am going to have a talk with her about this. I also told her to leave the boys alone or she was gonna have to deal with me again. I hope it doesn't come to that. I figured y'all were the best folks to tell about the situation, not sure how much of this you've already heard. 

Thanks, 
Sam 

P.S. - if any of this is normal for cat-folk and I'm steppin on toes please let me know. 

[1] hey, just letting y’all know I’m waiting on Mel to get through baggage claim and then we’re headed back to the mansion