Email to Jean-Paul

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Dear Jean-Paul,

If you have sex with my cousin please use a condom. He has had sex with Mark and I am not sure if they were safe or not. I do not want either of you to catch any social diseases and now Doug is singing about them.

Love,
Marie-Ange

Comments

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

Marie-Ange,

I do not see that happening, but if it should, rest assured that I am well-supplied. One HIV scare in a lifetime is enough.

But thank you for the concern. Now, if you will excuse me, I have no business at all typing so coherently in the state that I am in.

JPB

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Dear Jean-Paul,

I think he needs to have mroe sex to be less grumbly so much all the time.

No, you have every business doing that because you are teaching children to read and write. I have no business with spelling after I do not know how many drinks!

~MA

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

Marie-Ange,

Tormenting your cousin is great fun; I can see now why you do it.

JPB