http://x_scorpion.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2011-01-27 10:31 am

Email to Jared

To: [Tall, Dark and Stupid]
From: [Your Savior, no Really]
Subj: How blind ARE you?

You do know I'm IN YOUR CLASS, right? Like seriously, open your fucking eyes once and awhile.

If it's really too damn hard for you, I'll write the fucking paper for you myself. Ask around. I have a high costumer stasifaction raiting. And just to shut you the fuck up, I'll do it for free.

-Cammie

[identity profile] x-radius.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You would?

Dude, I'm so turned on by you right now. How can I repay you for that? (Please say a cocktail because that's the only thing I know how to do correctly).

Besides, I totally [do not] know you're in my class. How could I miss the hair?