Email to Jared
Jan. 27th, 2011 10:31 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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To: [Tall, Dark and Stupid]
From: [Your Savior, no Really]
Subj: How blind ARE you?
You do know I'm IN YOUR CLASS, right? Like seriously, open your fucking eyes once and awhile.
If it's really too damn hard for you, I'll write the fucking paper for you myself. Ask around. I have a high costumer stasifaction raiting. And just to shut you the fuck up, I'll do it for free.
-Cammie
From: [Your Savior, no Really]
Subj: How blind ARE you?
You do know I'm IN YOUR CLASS, right? Like seriously, open your fucking eyes once and awhile.
If it's really too damn hard for you, I'll write the fucking paper for you myself. Ask around. I have a high costumer stasifaction raiting. And just to shut you the fuck up, I'll do it for free.
-Cammie
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Date: 2011-01-27 04:38 pm (UTC)Dude, I'm so turned on by you right now. How can I repay you for that? (Please say a cocktail because that's the only thing I know how to do correctly).
Besides, I totally [do not] know you're in my class. How could I miss the hair?
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Date: 2011-01-27 04:47 pm (UTC)From: [Cammie's Paper Emporium]
Subj: Re: How blind ARE you?
Yeah, just this once. If it gets out I sometimes do this shit for free I'll be out of business. So make me a drink, just use hard chemicals in place of liquor. I'm sure you at least have enough fucking brains to make it LOOK like a cocktail.
And I don't know. Maybe it's all the time you've spent SLEEPING. Or staring at the blonde.
-Cammie