http://x_plosive.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2013-10-28 08:06 am
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Text to Cammie

I HATE YOU SO MUCH! You know I'm entirely too repressed to even OWN a vibrator!
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[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
LIES. You have a drawer full of the fuckers. And if you don't, we'll have to fix that.

[identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. They're all named after impossible attractions. Bishop, David, Sam... WE ARE NOT FIXING THIS.

[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. Yes we are. You need at least FIVE. Oh, and one should be HUGE.

[identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You are not breaking my vagina. I've grown rather fond of Sally.

[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, cute, you named your cunt. Let's introduce it to David the awesome Vibrating Dildo.

[identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a delicate flower that cannot handle the glory of David the Vibrating Dildo!

[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, handle it you shall, along with his buddies. This settles it, we are fucking going shopping for things for you to fuck. You can not say no. Or I'll have them mail ordered to the mansion with pretty tags on them in clear plastic packaging out where everyone can see them.

~Property of Tabitha Smith, the most Horny Cunt in the history of the UNIVERSE~

[identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
.... This will not help me get over my repression.

[identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com 2013-10-28 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Then clear your calendar, loser, we're going SHOPPING.
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