[identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] xp_communication
I HATE YOU SO MUCH! You know I'm entirely too repressed to even OWN a vibrator!

Date: 2013-10-28 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
LIES. You have a drawer full of the fuckers. And if you don't, we'll have to fix that.

Date: 2013-10-28 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Oh yes. Yes we are. You need at least FIVE. Oh, and one should be HUGE.

Date: 2013-10-28 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Awww, cute, you named your cunt. Let's introduce it to David the awesome Vibrating Dildo.

Date: 2013-10-28 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Oh, handle it you shall, along with his buddies. This settles it, we are fucking going shopping for things for you to fuck. You can not say no. Or I'll have them mail ordered to the mansion with pretty tags on them in clear plastic packaging out where everyone can see them.

~Property of Tabitha Smith, the most Horny Cunt in the history of the UNIVERSE~

Date: 2013-10-28 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Then clear your calendar, loser, we're going SHOPPING.

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