http://x_deadpool.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2014-05-19 12:07 am
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TXT to Cecilia

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[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I could take you camping. I'm good at the survival stuff. But not _that_ good. I don't think anyone can realistically be that good. Probably he's like Bear Grylls or whatever that other dude's name is. I'm pretty sure he cheated.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I would love to go camping with you except I don't camp. Like, that much nature? No thanks. (Who is Bear Grylls? Sounds like a parody rapper.)

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
You could have a tent. You could bring a cooler. I wouldn't even make you kill your dinner. Bear Grylls was another survival dude but he went out with like, a camera crew and stuff instead of just himself. So I think he cheated. His show was Man vs. Wild. Didn't like it. Survivorman was better. Les Stroud is a survivalist I can respect.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh I feel like you could outlast them both. Which is why I'd be afraid to go camping with you

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Your confidence in me is heartening. But the woods out at Xavier's probably don't have ravening beasts bent on eating my insides, so I think I don't have as much to worry about as those other dudes supposedly do.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You wanna go on the record as having said that? Think about what usually happens here

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, but no - seriously. What kind of ravening beast would want to eat my insides?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
They'd probably just grow back anyway (see I'm starting to get it)

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
But wait! That might make me the ideal meal for a ravening beast, don't you think?

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. Probably. I'll ask McCoy next time I fax him your blood work.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd be a never-ending meal!

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, but I think even hungry beasts get full? Besides, you probably don't taste that great. Like you kind of smell.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Lies! That is a bold-faced lie!

I'd totally taste awesome.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
After camping? I bet you'd taste like old beef jerky someone left out in the rain. With a hint of questionable cologne.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
My cologne is never questionable! My very French girlfriend tells me it's excellent.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure she's not just being polite?

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
She is exceedingly polite, but she bought it for me, so I'm gonna say she's not just being polite.

[identity profile] x-barrier.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I just don't like that cedar-y, sandalwood-y smell, but then maybe ravening beasts won't either.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-05-19 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Blasphemer!
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