Dude, I could take you camping. I'm good at the survival stuff. But not _that_ good. I don't think anyone can realistically be that good. Probably he's like Bear Grylls or whatever that other dude's name is. I'm pretty sure he cheated.
You could have a tent. You could bring a cooler. I wouldn't even make you kill your dinner. Bear Grylls was another survival dude but he went out with like, a camera crew and stuff instead of just himself. So I think he cheated. His show was Man vs. Wild. Didn't like it. Survivorman was better. Les Stroud is a survivalist I can respect.
Your confidence in me is heartening. But the woods out at Xavier's probably don't have ravening beasts bent on eating my insides, so I think I don't have as much to worry about as those other dudes supposedly do.
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