Email to Marie-Ange and Amanda, Email to Artie

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [angie], [trouble]
From: [doug]
Subject: Bathroom sublet?

So, Sue Storm is camping out on my couch for a few days. She stopped by my server room when you brought everyone to the office, Amanda - said she wanted some time away from the mansion to clear her head after everything from yesterday.

This being the second time a young lady protegee of mine has invaded my apartment, I'm starting to wonder if I need to pay a recurring fee for letting them borrow your bathroom. ;-) Which is a roundabout way to say, can she borrow your bathroom?

(is this what having minions/grasshoppers is like all the time, Amanda? :P)

-D

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To: [not-as-awesome roommate]
From: [more awesome roommate]
Subject: Third wheel

A-

Sue Storm asked if she could stay over for a few days - wants some time away from the mansion. I'm asking Marie-Ange and Amanda if she can use their bathroom, so you don't have to worry about her invading your space. Try and at least be civil, maybe? (Crazy idea, I know.)

-D

Comments

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

To: [he-wishes-he-was-this-awesome]
From: [far more awesome roommate]
Subject: Re: Third wheel

You saying that there's something wrong with my Super Ted boxer briefs now? Do you think it was easy to find them online? No. They are freaking awesome and I want the whole world to see them.

I'll leave milk and bread in the fridge for her

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

To: [inferior roommate]
From: [superlative roommate]

I'm saying Sue's got enough to handle without seeing your spindly legs when she wakes up. ;-)

You rock. Seriously.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

To: [he-wishes-he-was-this-awesome]
From: [far more awesome roommate]
Subject: Re: Third wheel

Hey, what's wrong with my legs?