Email to Marie-Ange and Amanda, Email to Artie

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To: [angie], [trouble]
From: [doug]
Subject: Bathroom sublet?

So, Sue Storm is camping out on my couch for a few days. She stopped by my server room when you brought everyone to the office, Amanda - said she wanted some time away from the mansion to clear her head after everything from yesterday.

This being the second time a young lady protegee of mine has invaded my apartment, I'm starting to wonder if I need to pay a recurring fee for letting them borrow your bathroom. ;-) Which is a roundabout way to say, can she borrow your bathroom?

(is this what having minions/grasshoppers is like all the time, Amanda? :P)

-D

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To: [not-as-awesome roommate]
From: [more awesome roommate]
Subject: Third wheel

A-

Sue Storm asked if she could stay over for a few days - wants some time away from the mansion. I'm asking Marie-Ange and Amanda if she can use their bathroom, so you don't have to worry about her invading your space. Try and at least be civil, maybe? (Crazy idea, I know.)

-D

Comments

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To: [inferior roommate]
From: [superlative roommate]

I'm saying Sue's got enough to handle without seeing your spindly legs when she wakes up. ;-)

You rock. Seriously.

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To: [he-wishes-he-was-this-awesome]
From: [far more awesome roommate]
Subject: Re: Third wheel

Hey, what's wrong with my legs?