Email to Meggan, Namor, Cammie, Matt, Tandy, & Kyle

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To: [Meggan], [Namor], [Cammie], [Matt], [Tandy]
CC: [Kyle]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Training

As a heads up, I'm working security in District-X for the next couple weeks, at least until this fashion designer murder thing gets figured out, so our training sessions are going to be postponed. All of you know your routines by now, so don't stop just because I'm not there to toss you around. I'll let you all know when this job's over so we can pick up regular sessions again.

Comments

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

Oh we're on the use some other name kick again? Okay, Princess Bubblegum. I'll just sit here thinking about how much you suck ass, and how nasty that ass is. And how fucking great it is that I'm not you.

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To: [Cammie]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training

My ass is a thing of beauty, you heathen.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

You just admitted to sucking your own ass. I thought that was Frenchie's job. Must be time to fire the ball and chain. Out of a fucking canon.

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To: [Cammie]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training

Somebody sounds envious. I'd ask, but I already know you're positively green.

Left some stuff in your fridge for you, by the way. Gasoline, turpentine, some rotten meat, and moldy cheese.

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To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

Please. My standards are too high for your shit stained ass. That's why God made Europeans.

Yeah, I saw. What,you want a medal? Expensive meat though. I'll eat it and think of you writhing on the floor in defeat.

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To: [Cammie]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training

On that, we can definitely agree - the European thing, not my ass being shit stained. Good hygiene is imperative when you're in the jungle and don't want parts of your body to rot off. Remember that.

Yes. In fact, I do want a medal. It can be made of gold and declare what an awesome person I am for teaching you to kick ass in more than just a street brawl while simultaneously feeding you rotten food and putting up with your attitude.

I left that Fall Out Boy mix in the gym at the brownstone, by the way, so you have no excuses.

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To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training


Yes, jackass, you are so extremely special that it hurts my eyes to look at you. You sparkle like a gay vampire in a golden shower. You can put that on your damn medal and shove it up your girlfriend's hole of choice. In fact, we'll even shape it like a massive horse cock dildo. How's that sound?

...Fine. I guess if the new stuff is there I might show up. But you're still a jackhole.