[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] xp_communication
To: [Meggan], [Namor], [Cammie], [Matt], [Tandy]
CC: [Kyle]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Training

As a heads up, I'm working security in District-X for the next couple weeks, at least until this fashion designer murder thing gets figured out, so our training sessions are going to be postponed. All of you know your routines by now, so don't stop just because I'm not there to toss you around. I'll let you all know when this job's over so we can pick up regular sessions again.

Date: 2014-09-20 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
Fuck you, this is my chance to spend my mornings drinking motor oil.

Date: 2014-09-20 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

Fuck that shit. You'll be puking up your taco-for-breakfast crap.

Date: 2014-09-20 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

You've got to catch me to bruise me, asshole. Oh... what is this one finger I have for you!? It... it's going up on it's own! I hope you can see it!

Date: 2014-09-20 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

Jokes on you fucker. I'm always ready. So bring it. Bring it and your chimichanga smelling breath. I can SMELL the mexician food on you, fuckwad.

Date: 2014-09-20 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject: Re: Training

You always have that shit for dinner. You smell of bad Mexican cooking, cheap perfume and hamsters. I will vanquish your fat ass.
Edited Date: 2014-09-20 01:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-09-20 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

Come and get me, fuckwad. I'm right here. Oh that's right, you're running the fuck away like a pussy. Woooooo.

Date: 2014-09-20 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

Oh we're on the use some other name kick again? Okay, Princess Bubblegum. I'll just sit here thinking about how much you suck ass, and how nasty that ass is. And how fucking great it is that I'm not you.

Date: 2014-09-20 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

You just admitted to sucking your own ass. I thought that was Frenchie's job. Must be time to fire the ball and chain. Out of a fucking canon.

Date: 2014-09-20 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training

Please. My standards are too high for your shit stained ass. That's why God made Europeans.

Yeah, I saw. What,you want a medal? Expensive meat though. I'll eat it and think of you writhing on the floor in defeat.

Date: 2014-09-20 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scorpion.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training


Yes, jackass, you are so extremely special that it hurts my eyes to look at you. You sparkle like a gay vampire in a golden shower. You can put that on your damn medal and shove it up your girlfriend's hole of choice. In fact, we'll even shape it like a massive horse cock dildo. How's that sound?

...Fine. I guess if the new stuff is there I might show up. But you're still a jackhole.

Date: 2014-09-20 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
To: [Wade]
From: [Kyle]
CC: [Everyone else]
Subject: re: Training

bro this better be more like "Dude I can't punch you in the eye and then let you poke my wrist full of holes with your claws and then kick you in the knee and then let Doug pound you in the head a few times this week because I'm doing a thing so it'll just be Doug trying to pound you in the head some because I won't be there to distract you with the eye punching" because ain't NO way I am doing your kata thing.

I dance, or I fight I don't danceyfight.

Edited Date: 2014-09-20 12:51 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-09-20 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-submariner.livejournal.com
To: [Wilson, Wade]
CC: [Black, Carmilla], [Bowen, Tandy], [Gibney, Kyle], [Murdock, Matthew], [Szardos, Meggan]
From: [Mazur, Namor]
Subject: Training

Caro Sr. Wilson,

I believe we have established that I will be there when you cannot already, but thank you for the warning and commentary. I hope that your contract is successful. I expect that we will be able to make up for sessions you miss.

Com os melhores cumprimentos,
Namor

Repetitio est mater studiorum.

Date: 2014-09-20 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-submariner.livejournal.com
To: [Wilson, Wade]
CC: [Black, Carmilla], [Bowen, Tandy], [Gibney, Kyle], [Murdock, Matthew], [Szardos, Meggan]
From: [Mazur, Namor]
Subject: Training

Fruit is an excellent post-workout snack.

Culpam poena premit comes.

Date: 2014-09-20 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-meggan.livejournal.com
To: [Benevolent Overlord]
CC: [Cammie], [Kyle], [Matt], [Namor], [Tandy]
From: [Meggan Szardos]
Subject: re: Training

I completely and totally understand, with what's going on. Don't worry about a single thing over here. I’ll be keeping up with all the boxing routines.


--Meggan

Date: 2014-09-22 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dagger.livejournal.com
To: [Mr. W]
From: [Tan]
CC: [Everyone else]
Subject: re: Training

I'll still be throwing knives and continue practicing that fancy move you showed me last week. I have to say, my skillz have increased.

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