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CC: [Kyle]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Training
As a heads up, I'm working security in District-X for the next couple weeks, at least until this fashion designer murder thing gets figured out, so our training sessions are going to be postponed. All of you know your routines by now, so don't stop just because I'm not there to toss you around. I'll let you all know when this job's over so we can pick up regular sessions again.
CC: [Kyle]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Training
As a heads up, I'm working security in District-X for the next couple weeks, at least until this fashion designer murder thing gets figured out, so our training sessions are going to be postponed. All of you know your routines by now, so don't stop just because I'm not there to toss you around. I'll let you all know when this job's over so we can pick up regular sessions again.
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Date: 2014-09-20 12:53 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
Fuck that shit. You'll be puking up your taco-for-breakfast crap.
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Date: 2014-09-20 12:56 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
You wish. Better prep for some bruises.
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Date: 2014-09-20 12:58 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
You've got to catch me to bruise me, asshole. Oh... what is this one finger I have for you!? It... it's going up on it's own! I hope you can see it!
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:06 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
When you least expect it, there I'll be.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:10 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
Jokes on you fucker. I'm always ready. So bring it. Bring it and your chimichanga smelling breath. I can SMELL the mexician food on you, fuckwad.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:13 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
Is that an invitation to dinner? Because I actually had chimichangas already tonight but I'm always up for more.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:16 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject: Re: Training
You always have that shit for dinner. You smell of bad Mexican cooking, cheap perfume and hamsters. I will vanquish your fat ass.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:20 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
Pretty sure you just insulted not only the most sacred and holy of entrees but also my girlfriend's perfume. I have no idea where you pulled the hamsters from, though. I'll let Marie-Ange educate you on the perfume front, though.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:23 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
Come and get me, fuckwad. I'm right here. Oh that's right, you're running the fuck away like a pussy. Woooooo.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:25 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
You're such a little shit, Millie.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:28 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
Oh we're on the use some other name kick again? Okay, Princess Bubblegum. I'll just sit here thinking about how much you suck ass, and how nasty that ass is. And how fucking great it is that I'm not you.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:31 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
My ass is a thing of beauty, you heathen.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:32 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
You just admitted to sucking your own ass. I thought that was Frenchie's job. Must be time to fire the ball and chain. Out of a fucking canon.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:35 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
Somebody sounds envious. I'd ask, but I already know you're positively green.
Left some stuff in your fridge for you, by the way. Gasoline, turpentine, some rotten meat, and moldy cheese.
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Date: 2014-09-20 01:37 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
Please. My standards are too high for your shit stained ass. That's why God made Europeans.
Yeah, I saw. What,you want a medal? Expensive meat though. I'll eat it and think of you writhing on the floor in defeat.
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Date: 2014-09-20 02:31 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
On that, we can definitely agree - the European thing, not my ass being shit stained. Good hygiene is imperative when you're in the jungle and don't want parts of your body to rot off. Remember that.
Yes. In fact, I do want a medal. It can be made of gold and declare what an awesome person I am for teaching you to kick ass in more than just a street brawl while simultaneously feeding you rotten food and putting up with your attitude.
I left that Fall Out Boy mix in the gym at the brownstone, by the way, so you have no excuses.
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Date: 2014-09-20 02:35 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
Yes, jackass, you are so extremely special that it hurts my eyes to look at you. You sparkle like a gay vampire in a golden shower. You can put that on your damn medal and shove it up your girlfriend's hole of choice. In fact, we'll even shape it like a massive horse cock dildo. How's that sound?
...Fine. I guess if the new stuff is there I might show up. But you're still a jackhole.