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To: [Meggan], [Namor], [Cammie], [Matt], [Tandy]
CC: [Kyle]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Training
As a heads up, I'm working security in District-X for the next couple weeks, at least until this fashion designer murder thing gets figured out, so our training sessions are going to be postponed. All of you know your routines by now, so don't stop just because I'm not there to toss you around. I'll let you all know when this job's over so we can pick up regular sessions again.
CC: [Kyle]
From: [Wade]
Subject: Training
As a heads up, I'm working security in District-X for the next couple weeks, at least until this fashion designer murder thing gets figured out, so our training sessions are going to be postponed. All of you know your routines by now, so don't stop just because I'm not there to toss you around. I'll let you all know when this job's over so we can pick up regular sessions again.
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Date: 2014-09-20 02:31 am (UTC)From: [Wade]
Subject: Re: Training
On that, we can definitely agree - the European thing, not my ass being shit stained. Good hygiene is imperative when you're in the jungle and don't want parts of your body to rot off. Remember that.
Yes. In fact, I do want a medal. It can be made of gold and declare what an awesome person I am for teaching you to kick ass in more than just a street brawl while simultaneously feeding you rotten food and putting up with your attitude.
I left that Fall Out Boy mix in the gym at the brownstone, by the way, so you have no excuses.
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Date: 2014-09-20 02:35 am (UTC)From: [Cammie]
Subject:Re: Training
Yes, jackass, you are so extremely special that it hurts my eyes to look at you. You sparkle like a gay vampire in a golden shower. You can put that on your damn medal and shove it up your girlfriend's hole of choice. In fact, we'll even shape it like a massive horse cock dildo. How's that sound?
...Fine. I guess if the new stuff is there I might show up. But you're still a jackhole.