http://x_deadpool.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2014-09-26 12:41 am
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TXT to Marie-Ange

They call me la piscina de la muerte in Colombia. But I have killed no one here during this trip and Doug's a little off the rails. Understandable, but la piscina de la muerte would like to actually start dealing out la muerte.
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[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yes that also works, yes. But the blanket is important, throw it on his head.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Blanket it is. I hope this thing doesn't have fleas.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3]Wade Winston Wilson why are you not staying in a decent hotel or at least a good rental van with a good airbed we have petty cash for a reason!

[2/3]If it was Doug instead then tell him that but with his name.

[3/3]his middle name is Aaron his viking name is Hugaldrson

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Because staying in a nice place in Colombia kind of makes you stick out as a good prospect for kidnapping and ransom, which would just take up time we don't have. It would keep me from being bored, though. And I'd get to kill some people. Hugaldrson is kind of awesome, but I'm not sure I want a Viking name. I have a feeling I'd have to like. Become a Viking or something first.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[1/5]then rent a terrible van but buy a good airbed.

[2/5]if either of you have fleas I am going to frown

[3/5]no one with fleas is allowed in my bed

[4/5]not even me that one time I was a viking. No fleas.

[5/5]Your viking name is just your father or father figure or favorite male person's name with son after it, or dottir if you are a girl. It is very sexist.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
No worries, I'll make sure we're both flea-less before we get back to NYC. So technically, my Viking name would be Thomasson. That doesn't seem very Viking-like.

[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
NO WAIT - Arthurson. So much better.

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Bea would be proud of you. She was a Marine. Wikipedia just told me so.
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[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're totally making a note about Thomas in my X-Force file, aren't you?

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Not anymore because I am done making it. :(
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[identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com 2014-09-26 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Don't sweat it. I figure you guys have enough on me to've dug everything up, anyway. And you wouldn't let me out of the country with Douglas if you thought I posed a threat. Does my X-Force file have medical records from childhood in it?
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