TXT to Marie-Ange

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

They call me la piscina de la muerte in Colombia. But I have killed no one here during this trip and Doug's a little off the rails. Understandable, but la piscina de la muerte would like to actually start dealing out la muerte.

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

[1/5] Doug's rails are not well maintained on the best of days
[2/5] He is also doing XF work too please make sure he sleeps
[3/5] You also sleep
[4/5] I am positive there will be chances for muerte before Halloween.
[5/5] Yes that kind of positive. You can buy me a sugar skull in return.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'll conk him over the head if I need to. Not hard. Ramsey will sleep. We gotta work on his rails, though. Excellent. All the sugar skulls for you. Except maybe not allall, but lots.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Do not hit his head he needs it. throw a blanket on his head. He is a bird. Then tell him if he sleeps he can have a delicious food.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Is that one of your metaphor thingies for how he's a bird? He's only gonna fly away? But food is probably a much better enticement to sleep than a conk on the head. Probably.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Not a metaphor just that if you put a blanket on his head it breaks his attention and he remembers he is human and needs to sleep and eat and shower.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Or I could flash a shiny new toy in front of him and that could break his attention out of the doom spiral it's currently in.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes that also works, yes. But the blanket is important, throw it on his head.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Blanket it is. I hope this thing doesn't have fleas.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

[1/3]Wade Winston Wilson why are you not staying in a decent hotel or at least a good rental van with a good airbed we have petty cash for a reason!

[2/3]If it was Doug instead then tell him that but with his name.

[3/3]his middle name is Aaron his viking name is Hugaldrson

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Because staying in a nice place in Colombia kind of makes you stick out as a good prospect for kidnapping and ransom, which would just take up time we don't have. It would keep me from being bored, though. And I'd get to kill some people. Hugaldrson is kind of awesome, but I'm not sure I want a Viking name. I have a feeling I'd have to like. Become a Viking or something first.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

[1/5]then rent a terrible van but buy a good airbed.

[2/5]if either of you have fleas I am going to frown

[3/5]no one with fleas is allowed in my bed

[4/5]not even me that one time I was a viking. No fleas.

[5/5]Your viking name is just your father or father figure or favorite male person's name with son after it, or dottir if you are a girl. It is very sexist.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

No worries, I'll make sure we're both flea-less before we get back to NYC. So technically, my Viking name would be Thomasson. That doesn't seem very Viking-like.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

NO WAIT - Arthurson. So much better.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Bea would be proud of you. She was a Marine. Wikipedia just told me so.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're totally making a note about Thomas in my X-Force file, aren't you?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Not anymore because I am done making it. :(

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Don't sweat it. I figure you guys have enough on me to've dug everything up, anyway. And you wouldn't let me out of the country with Douglas if you thought I posed a threat. Does my X-Force file have medical records from childhood in it?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Crazy Frank got me the RPG I wanted!

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

That is nice of him! Why is he Crazy Frank? Is he a muppet?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

He's Crazy Frank because I refuse to call someone C.F. That's just ridiculous.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Also, the Muppet is Crazy Harry.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh. Does he also blow things up? Muppets are different in France.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes, he loves blowing things up. I'm not even lying.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

At one point, his name was Crazy Don, but they changed that.