http://xp-angel.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2015-03-10 07:04 pm
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TXT to Matt

Hookers and blow. My treat.
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[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2] does it involve pants?

[2/2] pants are a dealbreaker

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
(1/2) Welcome to the future, my friend. Everything can be delivered.

(2/2). Fairly certain pants are a dealbreaker for hookers too.

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3] I am not now nor have I ever been that desperate.

[2/3] not even in law school.

[3/3] or what my brother says.

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
(1/3)I really need to meet this brother. I think we'd get along.

(2/3). Nothing to do with desperation. Called using a professional. Just like taking your car to a mechanic.

(3/3) Only replace car with penis and mechanic to whatever you want.

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2] he's been banished

[2/2] not everything is solved with meaningless sex

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
(1/2) Lies! Sex solves everything.

(2/2) Fine. The only other thing I can think of is pancakes. No pants necessary.

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[1/2] ....pancakes are awesome.

[2/2] I support drowning sorrows in pancakes

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Sorrows?

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
anniversary of my dad's death

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
....You need to spend a lot of my money. Immediately. Pants still not necessary. Should I send the limo?

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
you are very strange

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Poor people are strange. Rich people are eccentric. Would you prefer the Jag?

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I can't drive

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Your butt still has feeling though. I'll send the limo. It's more comfortable. We're going on a pancake crawl. Jolene is making an itinerary now.

She loves you, by the way.

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[1/3] Jolene hates everyone and has a rock for a heart.

[2/3] except for you. she loves you.

[3/3] pants

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-03-11 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
(1/2). She hates me too. She loves my money.

(2/2) I have taken my pants off in solidarity. Be prepared for the boyfriend rumours.
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