xp_communication | TXT to Matt

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(1/2) Why did the tomato blush?

(2/2) Because it saw the salad dressing.

I'm doing this thing called WORK. you might want to try it

I pay people to do that for me.

Like you.

Let's do something.

that depends, you buying? since apparently, I have a price and it's in your budget.

You're too smart to be a whore.

And I'm up for anything. I snagged my credit card back from Sue too. Let's spend money.

I won't sleep with you, I have a firm rule about not sleeping with the same people as my brother.

Bowling?

You'll never believe I didn't sleep with him, will you?

....have you met yourself?

Yes. And I am usually surrounded by women.

I have never been with a man before.

except for the time you woke up hungover with my brother in a hotel room