http://xp-angel.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_communication2015-06-12 01:50 pm
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TXT to Matt

(1/2) Why did the tomato blush?

(2/2) Because it saw the salad dressing.
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[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-06-14 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I won't sleep with you, I have a firm rule about not sleeping with the same people as my brother.

Bowling?

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-06-14 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You'll never believe I didn't sleep with him, will you?

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-06-14 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
....have you met yourself?

[identity profile] xp-angel.livejournal.com 2015-06-14 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. And I am usually surrounded by women.

I have never been with a man before.

[identity profile] x-daredevil.livejournal.com 2015-06-14 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
except for the time you woke up hungover with my brother in a hotel room
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