TXT to Kitty

[xp-northstar.livejournal.com]

How well do you know Doctor Reyes?

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Text to J-P

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

Just around the edges. Why?

[xp-northstar.livejournal.com]

[1/5] She had a proposition for me, she said.
[2/5] I told her no vaginas.
[3/5] And now she will not tell me what it was, the proposition.
[4/5] So of course I think it involved vaginas now.
[5/5] Do you think it involved vaginas?

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

[1/2] Have you met you?
[2/2] It totally involved vaginas. I see JP, I think of vaginas. ALL THE TIME.

[xp-northstar.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is one of the hardships of being me.

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

[1/2] But why would she want to throw her vagina at you?
[2/2] That's totally not what she wanted. At all.

[xp-northstar.livejournal.com]

I did not think it was her vagina. Just that it involved vaginas.

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

[1/2] Well, I guess it does. Unless she'd planned to take you to a gay bathhouse, doesn't everything involve vaginas?
[2/2] You do know you live with a vagina, right?

[xp-northstar.livejournal.com]

[1/9] "Oh, Jean-Paul. I have a proposition for you.
[2/9] Come to this place. It will be wonderful.
[3/9] By the way, distract my friend here so that she does not
[4/9] attempt to go after the man there that I intend to go after.
[5/9] Also, no, I will not save you when she thinks you will have sex with her.
[6/9] I will laugh. It will be funny. Haha."
[7/9] These are the types of propositions I am accustomed to.
[8/9] A blanket 'no vaginas' policy seems wise now.
[9/9] Perhaps I should specify 'no vaginas at places of entertainment.'

[xp-shadowcat.livejournal.com]

What women have you been hanging out with? Cecilia's not like that. I doubt anyone here is.

[xp-northstar.livejournal.com]

[1/4] It is not like I know anyone at the mansion really.
[2/4] I like you and do not think you would do this to me.
[3/4] But you must remember, we are only roommates because
[4/4] of an accident. I do not know Doctor Reyes at all.