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xp_communication2017-09-19 04:51 pm
xp_velocidad) wrote in xp_communication2017-09-19 04:51 pm
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(1/4) You know what's great
(2/4) Is when someone knows you're weird about birthdays but still won't come out with you or fuck you on your birthday
(3/4) And then you somehow fail to get lucky and spend the next few days sexually frustrated
(4/4) TLDR I need you to come out and drinking buddy slash wingman me tonight
Two minutes later
(1/2) I know we are not this level of close but just roll with it
(2/2) Pretend this is me asking you to drive me somewhere sketchy
(2/4) Is when someone knows you're weird about birthdays but still won't come out with you or fuck you on your birthday
(3/4) And then you somehow fail to get lucky and spend the next few days sexually frustrated
(4/4) TLDR I need you to come out and drinking buddy slash wingman me tonight
Two minutes later
(1/2) I know we are not this level of close but just roll with it
(2/2) Pretend this is me asking you to drive me somewhere sketchy
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[2/5] So you can get laid.
[3/5] Which I'm not at all not against. Solidarity in ending sexual frustration, friend.
[4/5] Which basically just means -- yeah, sure. No problem.
[5/5] When am I picking you up?
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[2/6] You just blew my phone up talking about how you didn't get birthday sex.
[3/6] I'll tell you all about how Laurie gave me a permanent eye twitch.
[4/6] Before wingmanning for you awesomely.
[5/6] It'll be great.
[6/6] Do you have fun flavored/textured birthday-esque condoms?
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[2/2] Well I am but you get my point