Encrypted text to Kevin

[xp_velocidad]

I am very drunk, and all my drinking buddies have real jobs (or worse, actual date plans) and are begging out. Where can I meet you?

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[xp_changeling]

I'm over at the Senator. Just tell the cabbie (or Uber, because taking a cab is apparently something your generation is legally prohibited from doing) and I'll have the doorman bring you in.