Left by Darcy's door

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The note
D,
For all the jokes, I maintain that the best gift in this office really is booze. So I asked some folks who know you better than I do to tell me about your personality and put my little mixologist brain to work. Enjoy. Go slow, and maybe stick it in the freezer between uses.

Your Secret Santa,
G.

The gift: A fairly large glass jug, labeled only with "The Darcy Lewis." Inside, a carefully crafted - and mostly brown - cocktail. There is no hint to the contents inside.