Email to Wanda

[xp_daytripper]

To: [boss lady]
From: [trouble]

Subject: Birthday crates

If anyone asks, I'm sniffling because I have hayfever. Not because your present and note made me cry, boss lady.

A.

PS: Thank you. So much. For everything.

Email to Garrison

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

To: [Poor Deluded Jays Fan]
From: [Queen of Red Sox Nation]

Subject: Victory over the evil Empire... and you.

You  bet me that Matsuzaka wouldn't make it out of the fifth yesterday-- sorry to disappoint you, but he finished five. Maybe a little shakier than I'd have liked, but he made it out.

Where's my money? I'll take the twenty, or payment in jewelry or favours.

Email to Amanda

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

[To]Amanda
[From] Manuel
Subject: None.

Happy Birthday.

-Manuel

Email to Petey

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

To: [ Old Man ]
From: [ Tasty Tart ]
Subject: Hahaha, she has a sister.

Oh, there is a God.