E-mail to Manuel

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To: [The Great Gimp]
From: [No Help At All]
Subject: I Call Bullshit

No, seriously, why'd someone break in? And when did that happen?

Email to Dani

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To: [Crazy Head Woman]
From: [Buried In Work]
Subject: Birthday

Birthday. Namely, yours. I am absolutely swamped today, but if you're free Saturday, would you be available for lunch in the city with Crystal and I in honor of you making it through one more orbit around the sun?

Happy birthday, mâhtamâhááhe*

JHF





*literally, "old woman"

Email to Amanda

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To: [Amanda]
From: [Roayally fucking hungover]
Subject: [...]

That was one great party last night, mate. I'm too hungover to live right now. BTW, Amazon are disorganised fuckers and your present is in the mail. It'll arrive Monday? Probably Monday.

(If you're curious, since it's going to take a few days to get here, I decided to give you some professional development-type stuff.

http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiots-Guide-Wicca-Witchcraft/dp/1592571115/ref=sip_rech_dp_5
http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Idiots-Guide-Wicca-Witchcraft/dp/1592571115/ref=sip_rech_dp_5
http://www.amazon.com/Witches-Goddess-Feminine-Principle-Divinity/dp/0919345913/ref=pd_sim_b_title_13
http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Rhonda-Byrne/dp/1582701709/ref=pd_ts_b_4?ie=UTF8&s=books)

Email to Dani Dani Bo Bani Banana Fana...

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To: [ Danielle ]
From: [ Jane ]
Subject: Wishes, No Fishes

Unless you want fishes, that is. And maybe some knishes. :)

Either way, what I wanted to say is Happy Birthday! Yay! Yay! Yay! :)


<3 Jane the insane with the malfunctioning brain.

Email to Amanda

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To: [ Amanda ]
From: [ Janey ]
Subject: Liver Quiver

How is yours functioning? It's behaving appropriately and not trying to sing?

Email to Xavier Staff

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To: [All Staff]
From: [Betsy Braddock]
Subject: [The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth]

It's usually not my place to mind the affairs of others but the recent and strange appearance of iambic pentameter on the journals suggests that all may not be well. Could you lot please check it out before it spreads?

Many thanks,
Betsy Braddock