Texts to Clint

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(Msg 1): Roses are Red.
(Msg 2): Violets are Blue.
(Msg 3): I'm sorry you're single.
(Msg 4): But you smell like poo.

Left for Wade

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Two bottles of this and a note:

Wade,

There's a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny scratch on your car. The tiniest, honestly. You probably won't notice. (It was Barton's fault.)

Happy Valentine's Day.

Doc Reyes

TXT to Cecilia

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Is it my Mustang or my Impala?

Left Outside Cecilia's Door

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This bouquet of fruit and a note reading, "Sorry I said you were old. It was a strategic risk - I figured it'd get you out to the lawn just so you could throw stuff at me. - Barton"

TXT to Tabitha

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Hey gurllll put on ur stomping boots we're going out 2nite. No u dont get to say no. TO BAR HOPPING.

Left for everyone at the mansion

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Corny valentines with bags of skittles taped on the back and From Molly! written on them.