2014-09-28

Email to Wade

To: Wadefreakin'Wilson
From: RachelGoddessKinross
Subject: Do you know this dude?
Attachment: drowned_rat.jpg

Hi, Wading pool.

I know you're busy right now, but just by any chance, do you know this person?

Cheers,
Sunshine

TXT to Wade

I don't know what country you're in, but I need to talk to you about something. Don't freak out, it's not that big of a deal.

Email to Jean and Clarice

To: [Jean], [Clarice]
From: [Dr. Cecilia Reyes]
Subj: So...

I know things have been nuts, but do you think you girls can do without me for two weeks?

Doctors without Borders asked if I could go to West Africa to help fight that Ebola plague that's going around. I was inclined to tell them to fuck off, but it's clear they need the help, and they swore it'd be a limited stay.

Besides, I'm probably safer there than here.