Texts to Warren

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

[1] Apparently I'm old now two days in a row is murderrrr
[2] How do I tell my cute make-out buddy that I'm too drunk to orgasm tonight and they're not worth the risk of them being ugly in the morning?
[3] Nevermind.

Text to Warren

[x-otoxic.livejournal.com]

you're still on for dinner with my parents tonight right? for the whole job thing??