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May. 31st, 2015 01:25 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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xp_communication[1] Apparently I'm old now two days in a row is murderrrr
[2] How do I tell my cute make-out buddy that I'm too drunk to orgasm tonight and they're not worth the risk of them being ugly in the morning?
[3] Nevermind.
[2] How do I tell my cute make-out buddy that I'm too drunk to orgasm tonight and they're not worth the risk of them being ugly in the morning?
[3] Nevermind.
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Date: 2015-05-31 03:09 pm (UTC)(2/3) Pity orgasm. Besides, any society girl worth her salt can fake one with the best of them.
(3/3) And as an FYI, I'm still going..it's Saturday, right?
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Date: 2015-05-31 03:38 pm (UTC)[2] If you haven't gone to bed it's totally still Saturday.
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Date: 2015-05-31 03:51 pm (UTC)(2/2) Fantastic. I've done enough coke to make it Monday already. I'm fairly certain I can figure out this time travel stuff.
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Date: 2015-05-31 03:54 pm (UTC)[2] Doesn't matter told him wasn't sure if he'd still be hot in the morning and he left just fine.
[3] You're an idiot and when you die I'm not coming to your funeral.
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Date: 2015-05-31 04:07 pm (UTC)(2/2) I love your honesty. I am an idiot, but you still have to come to my funeral. You'll give the best eulogy.
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Date: 2015-05-31 05:03 pm (UTC)[2] <3
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Date: 2015-05-31 05:30 pm (UTC)I have to sober up. I have to meet his parents today. Shit.
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Date: 2015-05-31 05:56 pm (UTC)[2] Is this because I told you you looked fat in those pants? A coke diet is not the answer, bb
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Date: 2015-05-31 06:07 pm (UTC)(2/2) I looked amazing in those pants.
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Date: 2015-05-31 08:08 pm (UTC)[2] You look amazing in many things. Those pants were not one of them.
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Date: 2015-05-31 10:42 pm (UTC)And I'll have you know I'm ambidextrous. Use the wrong hand, feels like a complete stranger.
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Date: 2015-05-31 10:52 pm (UTC)[2] Get over here. I may punch you.
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Date: 2015-05-31 11:14 pm (UTC)Oh and punch my ass -- it's huge, remember? I won't even feel it.
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Date: 2015-05-31 11:50 pm (UTC)[2] Flood warnings tonight, drive safe, fat ass.
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Date: 2015-06-01 12:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-01 12:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-01 04:31 am (UTC)Be there soon, ma belle.
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Date: 2015-05-31 05:31 pm (UTC)