Text to Felicia

[xp_velocidad]

(1/3) I desire brunch
(2/3) As does my roommate
(3/3) Last night's hangover

Text to Marie-Ange

[xp_dagger]

1/4 OMG. So, I was helping a friend on her way home. We decided to take the subway because it would be faster than sitting in traffic. And you wouldn't believe who fucking got on!

2/4 ( Fucking ODIN )

3/4 I mean I only met the man once but I fucking swear it is him. I mean who else carries a fucking spear, one eye, and has a black bird on his shoulders.

4/4 This is not him right?

Text to Tandy

[xp_cypher]

To: [bowen, tandy]
From: [ramsey, doug]


uh wtf i just had to take angie's phone away because she nearly threw it across the room and she mentioned your name in between the swearing and ranting?