TXT to Felicia

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/5] Heeeeeeyyyyyyyy, look at you, all fancy and stuff.
[2/5] Are we happy about the board thing or not?
[3/5] Cause I'm gonna bring you wine either way, but I gotta know
[4/5] if it's celebratory or conciliatory. Well, Wanda needs
[5/5] to know, since she's gonna tell me what to buy.

Comments

[xp_blackcat]

[1/4] lol why does everyone keep thinking I do things that I don't want to
[2/4] It's celebratory
[3/4] Apparently all you have to do to be a foundation board member is send them a brief outline in how badly they're hemorrhaging money
[4/4] Maybe some Nepo baby shh

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/7] You know, that's a really good point.
[2/7] I don't know why I thought you'd do something
[3/7] you didn't want to.
[4/7] It's cause you're excellent at your job and they
[5/7] probably want you to fix all their problems.
[6/7] I'm bringing a variety of wines. Wanda says
[7/7] that's for the best.

[xp_blackcat]

[1/2] Is it still the truth if it's not all the information let's say yes
[2/2] Wine me, sweetie

[xp_hawkeye]

[1/6] Good thing we wined for lunch.
[2/6] I know you guys probably don't need
[3/6] it, but I'll make sure eXcal's good
[4/6] to go for backup if necessary.
[5/6] Just give me a heads up and we
[6/6] can have Clarice 'port us in.

[xp_blackcat]

xoxo thank you babe