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[xp_darcy]

[1] Why did the mansion security alert start going off on my phone?
[2] Are you okay?

Comments

[xp_cypher]

(1) She came in through the hall and kitchen and then down into the sensitive areas
(2) no damage to living quarters that I'm aware of and I already checked yours
(3) tickets to gran's sounds kinda nice tbh

Several minutes later:

(1) OMG I found the funniest goddamn thing
(2) was looking for weird vodka to gift to Clinto
(3) and I found OLD BAY vodka
(4) with a tag on it that says "spirit of the Bay"

[xp_darcy]

[1] Cool, cool, I still can't believe the whole kitchen
[2] Getting contractors out at Christmas lmaoooooooo not happening
[3] Matt's gonna stay with Foggy and the uncles but seriously
[4] You wanna bail, say yes and pack the two of us a week of casual and comfortable winter wear
[5] I'll get us tickets, inform the family, and come get you

Follow up:
[1] GET IT FOR NAMOR
[2] Also hmmmmm get me a bottle for food experiments. And Bloody Marys. Please. :)
[3] Oddka has an electricity flavor

[xp_cypher]

(1) maybe trip to Gran's after Crimmas?
(2) I kinda need to see the look on Namor's face when he unwraps that bottle
(3) ordering three bottles then, one for food science, one for Clinto, one for Namor

[xp_darcy]

[1] You could've just said you didn't want, it's fine.
[2] I can go alone.

[xp_cypher]

(1) Babe. I'm good with going.
(2) I just ALSO really want to see how indignant Namor gets
(3) when he realizes we know about his booty calls

[xp_darcy]

[1] Yeah, not much point in going after christmas, we'd basically get there and leave again
[2] And you know you'll get roped into doing more cleanup and repair
[3] It's fine, Marci said I can just stay in her guest room