Group comms to Felicia, Jubes, andJessica

[xp_rogue]

***Voice comm on**

~Alright girlies, you on this? Sound off? Nah, we're good. We got four places to get to, lives to save, asses to kick. Fi, I'm giving you the 20th floor, high rise, too fancy for me. You'll know what not to destroy. Jubes, there's a restaurant that you can shock and awe in. That stainless steel should be some fun conduit for your pafs. Jess, yours is easiest -- are you close to [nightclub]? Cuz upstairs is where we gotta do this. Let's check in as much as we can~

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Voice Communications

[xp_blackcat]

Not dead yet. Cueing guard number 2 tripping and bring down his employers entire pretentious vintage wine display in three... two... one...

[crashing and cursing noises heard over earpieces, loud enough that the auto muffler kicks in, joined by hushed cackling]

Such a waste but a better distraction than letting him splash coffee on that Mayfield.

[xp_alias]

Are you fucking -

(Breaking glass.)

It's a vacation, Jessica. Haven't you ever just gone on a vacation? No, I fucking haven't, because I end up - ungh - in a fucking nightclub - seriously? You're trying to jump me after seeing that? Fuck off with your fucking chair - dealing with hostage rescues when you're not a fucking superhero and - Jesus Christ, I will make sure your legs never bend in the right direction again -

(Noise. Noise. Silence.)

Hey, Felicia? This is the first and last fucking time I'm doing hostage negotiations for you. And hopefully anyone.

(Irritated breathing.)

Uh, does anyone know who to call for the assholes? Or do we just leave them here?

[xp_rogue]

Leave them, we don't need to worry about that garbage... I think.

[string of unintelligable swearing, including the Z word, Q word and a few in Japanese]

Ow! I stubbed my stupid toe. How is that even possible? This person loves gardening though .... damn ... you guys should see the landscaping... Oh! I see the hostages and the lame ass people they got watching. Ugh this isn't even a challenge.

[xp_jubilee]

Dude, you have a phone. Take photos! I want your best selfie with the arseholes.

[Sound of shouts, tinkling glass]

[Deep bass beat of dance music ]

Ooh, I love this song. I don’t think these guys do tho.

Voice Communications

[xp_jubilee]

Dudes, just lay down already, it’s easy.

[Sounds of fireworks, muffled screams ]

Right, everyone out to your right.

Hey guys, I’m almost through here, but we gotta let Gar know when it’s all done.

Voice Comms

[xp_blackcat]

Why am I the only one being singled out here?! I bought you shots! I pretended to wrangle a wolf for you and then took selfies - oh hello pretty people, let's get you out of those zipties and then we're going to head out this window where you'll notice a ladder leading to the roof and someone who knows what's going on possibly a helicopter please don't fall I don't think building insurance covers that - I let you sleep on my shoulder. I taught your intern Quickbooks!

[xp_rogue]

[window breaks, thuds to the ground]

That wasn't even a challenge... and I have my hostages here, safe and sound. Looks like we might be done in time for our dinner reservations after all, gang!! That's exciting! I'm so hungry! ... what? No, you're not coming to dinner, I don't even know you.

[xp_alias]

You didn’t even get him to quit letting Sharon into the office! Quickbooks? The kid gets paid to - why the hell do you think I would know if your grandmother got her medicine, man? I don’t know what the hell is going on here. You’re alive and you’re welcome - as for the rest of this, I didn’t even agree to come on this trip and that was before I had to deal with that cop’s creepy LARP plotline or whatever the actual hell we’re doing. You’re the only one I know! Who else should I blame!?

[xp_jubilee]

J, my friend, my buddy. How can you ignore me like this? Didn’t I buy you that beer?

I’m beginning to doubt your dedication to this weekend.

[xp_rogue]

Wait, hold up -- no, not you! -- Jess, are you saying you don't remember who ANY of us are? Hi? I gave you a tank top to wear yesterday? We were in the car on the drive here? I literally live in the same building as you?

Do I give off 'ignore me' vibes?

...okay yes, you can answer that, thank you for saying that, I appreciate the compliment. See?? Random guy says I'm unforgettable!

[xp_jubilee]

Babe, no, you’re amazing.

[Sounds of shouting, muffled bangs]

Look, Dudes. If you’d just settle down I wouldn’t need to keep blinding you.

[xp_rogue]

Aw, thanks boo! You are too! Keep up the good work!

Wanna let Gar know that we're doing awesome, or just let him assume we are when we don't message at all and start posting selfies online?

[xp_jubilee]

<3

Oh dude. Selfies, definitely the selfies. I wanna imagine his face tho.

[Dull thunk, sound of dropped metal ]

Ooh, he tried to hit me with a frypan. Who does that?

[xp_blackcat]

If I post a pic of the seafood platter before I annihilate it he will 100% assume we fucked off. Hold on let me tell him to unblock me on Venmo so I can send him the bill for dinner.

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Well fuck, guess who has to go bail out Constable C- cough uh. Some C word. That is not that C word. At the mansion. Texting you the pin to meet up.

muffled discussion about how nice that restaurant is, how dare etc, have a nice day please don't fall to your death