Txt to Kyle and Doug

[xp_talon]

Would one or both take Liam, Gaia, and I to get outfits for the prom next month? They are my dates.

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

ima defer to Doug b/c he has two things I don't. Money, and feet that tolerate shoes. I'll drive and bring snacks.

[xp_cypher]

So, uh, I also got a PTA email about the need for chaperone volunteers.

[xp_wildchild]

that's your own fault for joining the PTA. *I* got one from the teacher's union. I get paid to show up haha.

[xp_cypher]

I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD SIGNED UP FOR THE PTA I SIGNED UP TO GET UPDATES FROM HER TEACHERS

[xp_wildchild]

Wait are you the rich asshole who brought bougie tiramisu and key lime cruffins to the pta bake sale because I was doing a 2 day stint in an american lit class

[xp_cypher]

In my defense, Glutenus Maximus makes really fucking good cruffins, dude.

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah, well anon rich 'parent' drops those things off, all of us start trying to figure out which kid has the rich parent. while eating them.

glad I didn't realize it was the one I big air quotes here, parent, that would not convince the front desk you're not ter

[xp_cypher]

I'm just saying I can speak Gaelic convincingly, and you know I'm always up for messing with people.

[xp_talon]

So you are both coming too? So that means you both need suits.

[xp_wildchild]

We got suits, that's not hard.