Email to Kitty

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To: [Pryde, Kitty]
From: [that dumb blonde roommate]



I'm going crazy here. Do me a favour and come get coffee with me for an hour or two so that I don't do something stupid again, and also so that I don't get stuck in the gutter should I pass out or something. Please? I'll pay. I'll even try to be nicer. (No, don't give me that look. He started it. I won't even say anything about it. I swear. My lips are sealed.)

I'll even say please again. You know I'm practically allergic to that.

~Your often-errant roommate (who looks like a zombie now and cannot even fall back on her looks -- have some pity)

Comments

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

I have lots of pitty, and keys to the Jeep. Let's go.

I'll meet you in the garage in five?

-Kit

p.s. Hey, your looks were never your selling point with me, I love you for being your own wonderful (and sarcastic, etc) self.