Email to Cain Marko

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To: [the tarrasque]
From: [human decoder ring]
Subject: LeBeau's crazy foreign soap operas

Mr. Marko-

I can't exactly throw Remy into the lake, but if you want, I could probably manage to come over and reprogram the TiVo to insult his intelligence every time he attempts to tape or play one of those foreign soap operas. :) Let me know if you're interested.

-Doug Ramsey

Comments

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To: Ramsey, D.
From: Marko, C.

What in the hell is a tarrasque?

Seems like Dr. McCoy was a step ahead of you on getting control of my TV back. However, while it would be irresponsible of me to support any belittling of Remy's fragile self-esteem from a machine, I believe I can manage to be less than attentive to someone helping me set the Tivo properly this afternoon should some mishaps occur.