Email to Alison

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To: [Blaire, Alison]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: So.

The scars. Were you planning on telling anyone, or were you just assuming they were natural? Because thrilled as we all are that you survived your close brush with death, those aren't necessarily safe. For one thing, they could be infected with magical poison that will one day spread and kill you and your loved ones instantly. They could be lying in wait to become sentient demonic creatures, at which time they will kill you and your loved ones. They could be in need of an exorcism, which I at this juncture refuse to rule out.

In other words, I would like to make sure that those things didn't happen. Thanks.

Illyana

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Re: Reply to Alison

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To: [Careful What You Say]
From: [Knows A Brat When Sees One]
Subject: PBHHHHT!

I even use reason sometimes, when it's applicable to the principals involved.

And tomorrow in the day is fine. I'll make sure I'm findable.

Alison

PS. Consider it done.

PPS. Dr Phil is a fruitcake, dear.

Reply to Alison

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To: [Clearly has problems with eyesight]
From: [Stop calling me brat!]
Subject: Hmph.

Ha. I'll bet. I wasn't even going to reply except to say that Dr Phil is the smartest man alive and he is not a fruitcake. So there.

And you'd better be findable.

Illyana

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To: [...Fine! Bratling it is!]
From: [Very Creative]

Fruitcake. With nuts innit too. Nutty fruitcake.

If you can't find me, the world probably ended.

(Go to bed! It's late!)

Alison