Email to Alison

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To: [Blaire, Alison]
From: [Rasputin, Illyana]
Subject: So.

The scars. Were you planning on telling anyone, or were you just assuming they were natural? Because thrilled as we all are that you survived your close brush with death, those aren't necessarily safe. For one thing, they could be infected with magical poison that will one day spread and kill you and your loved ones instantly. They could be lying in wait to become sentient demonic creatures, at which time they will kill you and your loved ones. They could be in need of an exorcism, which I at this juncture refuse to rule out.

In other words, I would like to make sure that those things didn't happen. Thanks.

Illyana

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To: [Brat]
From: [Alison]
Subject: Ayup. So!

Jean knew, as did some others. And if I get any demons coming out of my back, I will hunt you down and do Very Bad Things to you that will make speeding look like an amusement park ride. I'm just saying. I could also just be hissy from a day of being stared at.

And with that said and all...

I don't want to be exor... Oh, fine. Okay. Just let me know when and where and all that.

Alison

Reply to Alison

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To: [Possibly Evil Scarred Lady]
From: [Not a brat]
Subject: Is ayup a word?

Oh, Dr Grey knew. That makes me feel so much better, considering she's a goddess-class sorceress and all. You told Dr Grey and, who else, maybe someone who wears leather? Several someones? Clearly all experts at magic, since we have so many of those floating around.

You can joke, because you're still alive, but you should have told Amanda. Or, barring that, her odious former magic teacher. Because the joy of having gone through something like you did is that nobody's ever done it before. In the history of the world. I don't think there's a demon coming out of your back, but if there could have been, you wouldn't have had time to come and kill me, because it would have burned up your soul and left your body a crispy shell. Like a deep-fried twinkie. And we won't know that you're safe until I've had a look, or Amanda has, and we maybe just never know.

I'll try not to exorcise you. If anything, I don't want your old lady evilness unleashed on me wholeheartedly.

Illyana

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To: [Princess of the Brats]
From: [Evil Anyway]
Subject: It is if I say so.

Grngml. No comment.

Look. You keep hissing at me tonight after the day I've had, I may go all old evil lady on you whether I want to or not. My temper is not the best of things since I got put through a meat grinder and I'm trying really hard to remember I do owe you and Amanda and several other people my life and not to start getting snappy because today was A Day.

...

Grn. I snapped. Sorry.

So. WHEN do you want to take a look at them? Just pick the time and I'll be there.

Alison

Reply to Alison

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To: [Less evil than she could be if she were possessed]
From: [Still not a brat]
Subject: Alison Blaire, Master Linguist

Okay, I'll stop hissing at you, since you're an adult and ostensibly have some faculty of reason, however faulty. Since you're clearly not up for it today, I'll suggest tomorrow in the day sometime, whenever you've got a spare half hour. Don't evade me; I will find you if you don't find me.

Illyana

PS. You could at least email Amanda and tell her you're not mad that you've got scars, that is if your diva attitude has left you with enough strength for that kind of activity.

PPS. Not that I care if Sefton wallows in self-pity, but she is a junkie and they can be unpredictable. Dr Phil said so.

Re: Reply to Alison

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To: [Careful What You Say]
From: [Knows A Brat When Sees One]
Subject: PBHHHHT!

I even use reason sometimes, when it's applicable to the principals involved.

And tomorrow in the day is fine. I'll make sure I'm findable.

Alison

PS. Consider it done.

PPS. Dr Phil is a fruitcake, dear.

Reply to Alison

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To: [Clearly has problems with eyesight]
From: [Stop calling me brat!]
Subject: Hmph.

Ha. I'll bet. I wasn't even going to reply except to say that Dr Phil is the smartest man alive and he is not a fruitcake. So there.

And you'd better be findable.

Illyana

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To: [...Fine! Bratling it is!]
From: [Very Creative]

Fruitcake. With nuts innit too. Nutty fruitcake.

If you can't find me, the world probably ended.

(Go to bed! It's late!)

Alison