Email to Kyle

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To: [Roommate the former]
From: [Geographically single]
Subject: I think that's all of it.

Thanks for the help moving my stuff. Who knew I'd accumulated so much in a year and a half? Anyway, here's to not waking you up when I come in at 4am from the lab, and here's to not having to put up with your chainsaw snoring. It's all Julio's problem now, ha ha!

But seriously - I'm just four doors down the hall if you want to come over and hang out or get your ass handed to you at Halo 2 some more.

I ordered a pizza, figure you and me and Julio can split it and listen to one of Jay's old CDs while we tell the new guy all the old embarassing stories?

JHF

Comments

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To: Dork Ex Roommate
From: Cool Ex Roommate
Subject: Dude...

Dude, why do you email me when I'm like, four rooms down? I think we should get MORE pizza now. Because the offer stands even when I don't check emails.