E-mail to Pietro

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To: [Pietro]
From: [Crystal]
Subject: [Saving the World]

Pietro,

Did you have fun saving the world?

Crystal

Comments

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To: [Pietro]
From: [Crystal]
Subject: [Re: Saving the World]

The plane was nearly blown to pieces, wasn't it? In fact, it was missing pieces. You were nearly blown up, weren't you?

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To: {Crystal}
From: {Pietro}
Subject: Re: Saving the World

The plane was nearly blown up. The passengers found plenty of survival room in the "nearly." And the people responsible won't be blowing up planes, or indeed anything else, again.

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To: [Pietro]
From: [Crystal]
Subject: [Re: Saving the World]

You were on a plane that was nearly blown up. Therefore, you were nearly blown up. I seem to recall speaking with you about this exact matter nearly a month ago. You may be able to outrace "most explosions" as you put it, but as I pointed out then, "most" is not the same as "all." Unless I am mistaken, you cannot outrun an explosion taking place on a plane high above the ground. Yes, you can run around in the plane, but if that plane was entirely blown up or crashed...

I am glad that this is not what happened and you returned with only a few bruises. I am also glad to hear that the mission went well.

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To: {Crystal}
From: {Pietro}
Subject: Re: Saving the World

Well, that's when it's handy to have a telekinetic along, which we did. There's certainly no need for you to go out and get yourself kidnapped and brainwashed.

Though I'm glad it went well too. I'm not so arrogant as to believe it couldn't have gone far worse than it did.

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To: [Pietro]
From: [Crystal]

Oh, fine. Since everyone on the plane survived, most of the plane itself returned, and you did not actually have to attempt to outrace an explosion, I will continue to avoid being kidnapped.